7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National
Redwood Forest.

7:30, Channel 8: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the
Mann Act with an interstate Greyhound bus.

A "critic" is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to judge
the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased -- he hates
all creative people equally.

A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.

A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the damned
things is ample.
-- Rebecca West

A critic is a bundle of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.
-- Whitney Balliett

A diva who specializes in risque arias is an off-coloratura soprano.

A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright by informing him
what he meant.
-- Wilson Mizner

A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.

A musical reviewer admitted he always praised the first show of a
new theatrical season. "Who am I to stone the first cast?"

A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner, British film director

A true artist will let his wife starve, his children go barefoot, his mother
drudge for his living at seventy, sooner than work at anything but his art.
-- Shaw

A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call
what he writes fiction.
-- William Faulkner

A yawn is a silent shout.
-- G.K. Chesterton

A young man wrote to Mozart and said:

Q: "Herr Mozart, I am thinking of writing symphonies. Can you give me any
suggestions as to how to get started?"
A: "A symphony is a very complex musical form, perhaps you should begin with
some simple lieder and work your way up to a symphony."
Q: "But Herr Mozart, you were writing symphonies when you were 8 years old."
A: "But I never asked anybody how."

Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.

Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh
and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. And if I have to laugh,
well, I think of my sex life.
-- Glenda Jackson

Actor Real Name

Boris Karloff William Henry Pratt
Cary Grant Archibald Leach
Edward G. Robinson Emmanual Goldenburg
Gene Wilder Gerald Silberman
John Wayne Marion Morrison
Kirk Douglas Issur Danielovitch
Richard Burton Richard Jenkins Jr.
Roy Rogers Leonard Slye
Woody Allen Allen Stewart Konigsberg

Actors will happen even in the best-regulated families.

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo.
-- actress Mary Pickford, 1925

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