Where does it go when you flush?

While my BRAINPAN is being refused service in BURGER KING, Jesuit

WHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?!

WHOA!! Ken and Barbie are having TOO MUCH FUN!! It must be the

Why are these athletic shoe salesmen following me??

Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex?

Will it improve my CASH FLOW?

Will the third world war keep "Bosom Buddies" off the air?

Will this never-ending series of PLEASURABLE EVENTS never cease?

World War III? No thanks!

World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced dress code!

Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders"!

Yes, but will I see the EASTER BUNNY in skintight leather at an IRON
MAIDEN concert?

You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!!

YOU!! Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little VICTORIAN
DOLLHOUSE you can find!! An make it SNAPPY!!

Your CHEEKS sit like twin NECTARINES above a MOUTH that knows no BOUNDS --

Youth of today! Join me in a mass rally for traditional mental


Yow! Am I having fun yet?

Yow! Am I in Milwaukee?

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